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Kid Touching Texan Jailed for Using Twitter

A Texan kid toucher was told by the judge to stay off all social networking sites, including Facebook and Twitter. So what does he do? He starts following his Parole Officer on Twitter. Yeah, this...

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New Age Spiritual Cult Leader James Ray Charged In Sweat Lodge Deaths

Looks like James Ray will be doing time for bringing about the deaths of his moonbat followers. I wonder if he was charged with manslaughter because he “attracted” the charges? From the AP here with...

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James Ray’s Harmonic Wealth More Harmonious with Bad Investments

James Ray, the self-help cult leader who caused three of his followers to die in a retarded home-made sweat lodge is famous for his teachings on “Harmonious Wealth” and the “Laws of Attraction.” I...

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Byron Sonne Still in Jail, Bail Decision Due Oct 1

Former CISSP Byron Sonne, who once planted fake bombs in his school, is still getting three squares and a cot in the Toronto jail for bragging to his friends that he acquired triacetone triperoxide, or...

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Cyber Lefty Jailed for Bill O’Reilly DDoS Attack

An idiot hacker wannabe acquired access to a botnet to shutdown Bill O’Reilly, Ann Coulter and Rudy Giuliani’s websites back in 2007. He also shutdown his own school in a clumsy attack that ultimately...

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Former Democratic Presidential Candidate and Father of the Year Now Suicidal

Knowing that his pretty boy looks won’t last more than a week, John Edwards, who ditched his cancer-riddled wife to knock up a campaign worker, and then used campaign funds to cover it up, is quoted by...

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As Byron Sonne Rots in Jail, He Compares Himself to Jesus

Byron Sonne is still in jail, waiting for yet another bail hearing for possession of explosives to come around- bail which will be denied again much to the consternation of his leftist and anarchist...

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Thus Marks the Beginnings of the Shiv Mumia Movement

Convicted cop killer Mumia Abu-Jamal will no longer face the death penalty. The cop’s widow wants to make sure Mumia is moved back into the general population with all of the rest of the thugs and...

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Finally! A Matt Damon Movie I’d Pay to See

Zoos are for beginners. Wanna cage the ultimate animal? Ditch the zebras and monkeys and get yourself a jail! Now I’m gonna sit around daydreaming of what I would do if I owned my very own jail. Could...

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Snipes is Out of Jail in time for Tax Day

Wesley Snipes hasn’t paid his fair share in a long time and went to jail for it. Now he’s finally free. Just in time, according to Arsenio Hall, for tax day! @arseniohall Blade is back, Day Walker, all...

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Lying Whore Convicted of Murder

Crystal Magnum, the most famous stripper and lying whore in all of North Carolina, was convicted of murdering her boyfriend Reggie Daye. She will now face 14 years in prison where I’m certain she will...

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OJ Simpson on Hunger Strike

Apparently OJ wants to die, so his fat ass is now on a hunger strike. Know who else isn’t eating much these days? Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman. From the Inquisitor here: OJ Simpson has started...

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Social Engineering a Jailbreak

A Brit who had bilked many banks out of funds by pretending to be bankers over the phone landed in jail.  He managed to smuggle in a smartphone which he used to setup a domain with a similar name to...

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PETA Working With Sheriff Joe to Make Inmates Vegan

Talk about your cruel and unusual punishment!  Pamela Anderson, on loan from PETA, is shown in the tweet below serving inmates in Phoenix city jail a mush of vegan gruel.   Sheriff Joe, who has long...

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Cornering the Market on Jail Skype

I ran across this bizarre website the other day and it just showed what I DONT know about life in jail. It seems that a company has cornered the market in providing video chat services from inmates in...

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