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Former Democratic Presidential Candidate and Father of the Year Now Suicidal
Knowing that his pretty boy looks won’t last more than a week, John Edwards, who ditched his cancer-riddled wife to knock up a campaign worker, and then used campaign funds to cover it up, is quoted by...
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As Byron Sonne Rots in Jail, He Compares Himself to Jesus
Byron Sonne is still in jail, waiting for yet another bail hearing for possession of explosives to come around- bail which will be denied again much to the consternation of his leftist and anarchist...
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Thus Marks the Beginnings of the Shiv Mumia Movement
Convicted cop killer Mumia Abu-Jamal will no longer face the death penalty. The cop’s widow wants to make sure Mumia is moved back into the general population with all of the rest of the thugs and...
View ArticleFinally! A Matt Damon Movie I’d Pay to See
Zoos are for beginners. Wanna cage the ultimate animal? Ditch the zebras and monkeys and get yourself a jail! Now I’m gonna sit around daydreaming of what I would do if I owned my very own jail. Could...
View ArticleSnipes is Out of Jail in time for Tax Day
Wesley Snipes hasn’t paid his fair share in a long time and went to jail for it. Now he’s finally free. Just in time, according to Arsenio Hall, for tax day! @arseniohall Blade is back, Day Walker, all...
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Lying Whore Convicted of Murder
Crystal Magnum, the most famous stripper and lying whore in all of North Carolina, was convicted of murdering her boyfriend Reggie Daye. She will now face 14 years in prison where I’m certain she will...
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OJ Simpson on Hunger Strike
Apparently OJ wants to die, so his fat ass is now on a hunger strike. Know who else isn’t eating much these days? Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman. From the Inquisitor here: OJ Simpson has started...
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Social Engineering a Jailbreak
A Brit who had bilked many banks out of funds by pretending to be bankers over the phone landed in jail. He managed to smuggle in a smartphone which he used to setup a domain with a similar name to...
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PETA Working With Sheriff Joe to Make Inmates Vegan
Talk about your cruel and unusual punishment! Pamela Anderson, on loan from PETA, is shown in the tweet below serving inmates in Phoenix city jail a mush of vegan gruel. Sheriff Joe, who has long...
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Cornering the Market on Jail Skype
I ran across this bizarre website the other day and it just showed what I DONT know about life in jail. It seems that a company has cornered the market in providing video chat services from inmates in...
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